"IN THE BEGINNING"

[A marriage not made in heaven]

In the beginning Adam had the run of the place - he could go anywhere he wanted and never had a cross thought or moment. THEN, one day, while Adam was strolling about the Ionosphere, GOD came down quickly and removed a rib from Adam.

Adam fell to the ground in pain and cried out "God...this really hurts". Looking down to see which rib was ripped from his body the pain became more severe and this time he cried out in pain: "WTF?? You pulled out my 11 meter rib!!!!!"

And so it came to pass that Adam lost his 11 meter rib, never to gain it back again. Throughout the years he preached to his family and friends about this terrible ordeal, and yes, even today, his relatives are still pissed at the loss of 11 meters.....

'NUFF SAID

Reverand WOODY

[Pun Intended]