"PARANOID?....."

What defines a paranoid person? Is it someone that thinks that they are being watched - all the time? Is it someone that feels like an evil force is out to get them?

Or, is it someone who believes that others can stop buyers from purchasing items they have for sale on Ebay?? (and we all know that can't happen)

Perhaps...

It is all of the above.

[Thank GOD I'm not paranoid]