THE WORST CONNECTOR:
BURNT FINGERS A PLENTY WHEN SOLDERING
WORST XYL: YOU JUST GET BURNED.
TWO MORE JOKES CAME IN!!
A man once asked Woody, "Isn't your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Woody replied, "Why, yes, it is. I married the wrong woman!”
“So, Mr. Woodbury,” her attorney asked. “Is it true that you were married by a judge in 1993?” Woody sighed, “Yes, and I sure wish now I’d asked for a jury trial.”