OCTOBER MONTH IS MY CELEBRATION MONTH
[But it all won't be about divorce]
I got a few good jokes via the in-box today and had to pass 'em on, so let's start right now!
- A woman went to a lawyer and asked "I wanted to know if I have grounds for divorce"? The Lawyer scratched his head for a second then asked, "Are you married?" "Of course", she replied...The Lawyer glanced at his bank balance, then looked up at her and said "Then you have grounds".
- The lawyer talked endlessly with the lawyer or the husband of his client and finally came up with good news. Mrs. Soozo, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you.... "FAIR TO BOTH", she exploded, "I could have done that myself". What do you think I hired a LAWYER FOR????